“We are born at a given moment, in a given place, and like vintage years of wine, we have the qualities of the year and of the season in which we are born.”
– Carl Gustav Jung
Dear Aries, your courage & dynamic persona outweigh your impatience. Taurus, you may be relentlessly stubborn, but you’re gentle and down-to-earth. Gemini, can you pencil me in? I promise to mentally stimulate you. Cancer, you’re a great friend, but your mood swings are giving me whiplash. Leo, you bring sunshine…with a little bit of drama on the side. Virgo, stop trying to make things perfect, your impeccable tact already makes your accomplishments seem effortless. Libra, you’re charmingly irresistible, but a narcissist at heart. Scorpio, no more eye sex until you tell me what you’re thinking! Sagittarius, stop waiting til’ the last minute to do everything, you’re smarter than that. Capricorn, I know you’ve got places to go and people to see, but give me just one minute of your time. Aquarius, you put the social in antisocial. Pisces, earth to Pisces, come in Pisces. Your sensitivity and superb intuition can be a bit distracting to say the least.